meme4u:

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“Hello Lifealert”

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“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

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“… is your refrigerator running?”

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“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god